Oh boy, let's dive into the spicy curry of truths about Indian marriages! First off, the idea of 'happily ever after' is often as mythical as a Bollywood dance number happening in your backyard. Arranged marriages still rule the roost and love sometimes is like a shy guest who arrives late to the party. Next, the big, fat Indian wedding isn't for the faint-hearted or thin-wallets, it's a high-budget, blockbuster event. Lastly, the kitchen politics can give any soap opera a run for its money - the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law tiffs are as traditional as the wedding rituals themselves!